Just to make you jealous of the men she fucked before you met her
To all the girls at pearl, the surly boys
To all the ones who thought they knew me
Am I the poster girl for some suburban sickness?
Who was mine in '99?
Now it's up to you
Am I the poster girl?
She's the kind of girl who gets her slings and arrows from the dumpster
I want last names and current status
Golly gee, am I the poster girl?
They'd make an angels skin crawl
Queen takes jack
Was I supposed to cheer your efforts
She's the kind of girl who leaves out condoms on the bedroom dresser
For a second I was nervous, boy
You got me this time but I'll get you back
Of you so just be patient
The kind who tells you, she's bipolar just to make you trust her
She's the kind of girl who only asks you over when it's raining
The kind who comes to poker pockets stuffed with kings and aces
If you ask them for assistance
To all the ones that hated me
To all the ones that hated me
Sorry that I chose so poorly
There's an even chance, you'll get a number
She's the kind of girl who looks for love in all the lonely places
So pick a number to all the ones who tried the most
The most a toast, you really had me going
For a second I was nervous, boy
Better keep a healthy distance
I've a prize for each and every one
The most a toast, you really had me going
Just to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling
Best a test to prove your prowess
Who get to masticate them
Lift your hats off to the checkout girls with tattooed backs
