In this same bar where you slammed down your hand
Very good, you may be flat but you're breathing
And you thought you could change his mind
Larry tap let you in through the back
The stupid bastard's gonna have his way with you
Probably watching porn of you from the fall
And there's no doubt he's at home in his room
And use his calling card again for a quick hand of gin
Is that a fact, Delilah?
And it doesn't matter what I say or do
Try kicking them instead
It's last call and you're the last one leaving
“I'm down at Denny's on Route 1"
I never met a more impossible girl
I never met a more impossible girl
Four o'clock he got off and you called up
You're an unrescuable schizo or else you're on the rag
And you thought you could change the world
You're still alive, Delilah
You're an unrescuable schizo or else you're on the rag
And if you take him back I'm gonna lose my nerve
And you won't guess what he's done
And said, “Amanda, I'm in love,” no, you're not
And after seven years in advertising you are none the wiser
By changing your perfume to the kind his mother wore
Let's see how fast this thing can go
You need a ride, Delilah?
And if you take him back I'm gonna lose my nerve
I never met a more impossible girl
Oh God, Delilah why?
By opening your legs, well, it isn't very hard
Let's see how fast this thing can go
And if you take him home you'll get what you deserve
He's gonna beat you like a pillow, you schizos never learn
You're just a sucker for the ones who use you
You are impossible, Delilah, the princess of denial
So don't cry Delilah
