Delilah

And after seven years in advertising you are none the wiser
And use his calling card again for a quick hand of gin
You are impossible, Delilah, the princess of denial
In this same bar where you slammed down your hand
“I'm down at Denny's on Route 1"
Let's see how fast this thing can go

By changing your perfume to the kind his mother wore
And if you take him back I'm gonna lose my nerve
Probably watching porn of you from the fall
Four o'clock he got off and you called up
And if you take him back I'm gonna lose my nerve
Let's see how fast this thing can go

I never met a more impossible girl
You need a ride, Delilah?
The stupid bastard's gonna have his way with you

Larry tap let you in through the back
And it doesn't matter what I say or do

You're still alive, Delilah
You're an unrescuable schizo or else you're on the rag
So don't cry Delilah
And said, “Amanda, I'm in love,” no, you're not
And there's no doubt he's at home in his room

I never met a more impossible girl
Oh God, Delilah why?

And you won't guess what he's done

I never met a more impossible girl
He's gonna beat you like a pillow, you schizos never learn
You're just a sucker for the ones who use you
And you thought you could change the world
And you thought you could change his mind
Very good, you may be flat but you're breathing

You're an unrescuable schizo or else you're on the rag
By opening your legs, well, it isn't very hard
And if you take him home you'll get what you deserve
Is that a fact, Delilah?
It's last call and you're the last one leaving
Try kicking them instead