And after seven years in advertising you are none the wiser
And you thought you could change his mind
You're just a sucker for the ones who use you
Very good, you may be flat but you're breathing
Oh God, Delilah why?
You're an unrescuable schizo or else you're on the rag
By opening your legs, well, it isn't very hard
I never met a more impossible girl
Is that a fact, Delilah?
In this same bar where you slammed down your hand
By changing your perfume to the kind his mother wore
Probably watching porn of you from the fall
And you thought you could change the world
It's last call and you're the last one leaving
You're still alive, Delilah
And said, “Amanda, I'm in love,” no, you're not
You're an unrescuable schizo or else you're on the rag
He's gonna beat you like a pillow, you schizos never learn
And if you take him back I'm gonna lose my nerve
You need a ride, Delilah?
And it doesn't matter what I say or do
So don't cry Delilah
And there's no doubt he's at home in his room
Let's see how fast this thing can go
I never met a more impossible girl
Let's see how fast this thing can go
Larry tap let you in through the back
Try kicking them instead
The stupid bastard's gonna have his way with you
You are impossible, Delilah, the princess of denial
I never met a more impossible girl
“I'm down at Denny's on Route 1"
And use his calling card again for a quick hand of gin
And you won't guess what he's done
Four o'clock he got off and you called up
And if you take him back I'm gonna lose my nerve
And if you take him home you'll get what you deserve
