So I wouldn't miss me if you get me, mister, see
And they'll get you, mister, put you in the slammer
Will you kiss me through the window?
If you love me, mister, you would never leave me
If you kiss me, mister, you must think I'm pretty
Do you miss me, miss me?
I'm fragile, mister, just like any girl would be
And forget you, mister, then you'll miss me, won't you?
If you kiss me, mister, take responsibility
And my mother, mister, she might tell my father
Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me
If you miss me, mister, why do you keep leaving?
Will they ever let you go?
If I tell her, mister, she might tell my mother
Missed me, missed me, now you've gone and done it
And so misunderstood, so treat me delicately
It's as simple as can be
If you trick me, mister, I will make you suffer
How's the food they feed you?
And he'll have his lawyer come up from the city and arrest you, mister
It serves you right for kissing little girls
Do you miss me?
And my father mister, he won't be too happy
Won't you miss me? Won't you miss me? Won't you miss me?
If you think so, mister, you must want to fuck me
If you fuck me, mister, it must mean you love me
But I will visit, if you miss me, say you miss me
Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me
Hope you're happy in the county penitentiary
Missed me, missed, me now you've got to kiss me
