Cut a piece thats bite size
Showing off my talents by the mouthful
Now, necks are cracking sideways
I am on the white side
If you got a straight line
Down at work I'm getting too familiar with the floor
Hate to break it to you but its out of my control
Forces go to work while we are sleeping
If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall
You are on the fat side
This would be a good time
If you got a straight line
Shoot me from my bad side
Shoot me from my good side
You think I can't fly well you just watch me
If I could attack with a more sensible approach
This would be a good time
Hit me from the back side
I am on the thin side
Now, necks are cracking sideways
The sky is always falling down on me
Cut a piece thats bite size
Some of us are getting mighty lucky
You are on the black side
Hit me from the back side
Gravity works slowly if you notice it at all
Obviously thats what I'd be doing
