Christmas hasn't been the same since dad put in the central heating
And other times they check their records
Anyway the world is happy, world is happy
World is happy without you
Send them to resorts for boys and girls to get their wits together
To keep your new heart beating
When they check out in the morning dad puts out the lie detectors
World is happy, world is happy
Sad but true, the truth can turn your smile to a frown
Sad but true, the two of us might really make it through
What's the use dear Jenny
Looks like old Jenny's doing better
That keep their hearts from growing
Sad but true, the facts of life are bound to get you down
Andy gets a new tattoo each time he gets back bathroom privilege
Ashley talks to astronauts back home by means of fax transmission
Back at home the broadcast warning bounces off of an empty table
Jenny prays to God she's never heard of for a special warning
And the world might turn a million times around
Amber goes, the hotlines are all friends but no one ever answers
Anyway the world is pretty
The rates are better in the summer
The rates are better in the summer
Jenny asks the astronauts to sleep with her behind the stable
All the walls stay dead as Jenny's head is but she's still observing
Specialists review the year in tears and call for drastic measures
Her rates are better in the summer
World is pretty upside down
The rates are better in the summer
Otherwise what's the use dear Jenny
World is pretty
Anyway the world is happy, world is happy
Anyway the world is pretty, world is pretty
Before they tell you Jenny
Checks you before bedtime with a battery
Sometimes they let strangers in
Weary oh so drearily we wave our flags into the camera
Oh, what's the use dear Jenny
The rates are better in the summer
Looks like old Jenny's doing better
