To all the ones that hated me
The kind who comes to poker pockets stuffed with kings and aces
There's an even chance, you'll get a number
Who get to masticate them
Queen takes jack
She's the kind of girl who gets her slings and arrows from the dumpster
Am I the poster girl?
She's the kind of girl who looks for love in all the lonely places
She's the kind of girl who only asks you over when it's raining
For a second I was nervous, boy
For a second I was nervous, boy
You got me this time but I'll get you back
Better keep a healthy distance
Just to make you jealous of the men she fucked before you met her
Lift your hats off to the checkout girls with tattooed backs
To all the girls at pearl, the surly boys
Was I supposed to cheer your efforts
Sorry that I chose so poorly
I want last names and current status
Now it's up to you
The most a toast, you really had me going
The most a toast, you really had me going
If you ask them for assistance
Golly gee, am I the poster girl?
To all the ones who thought they knew me
Best a test to prove your prowess
Just to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling
Am I the poster girl for some suburban sickness?
So pick a number to all the ones who tried the most
The kind who tells you, she's bipolar just to make you trust her
She's the kind of girl who leaves out condoms on the bedroom dresser
Of you so just be patient
Who was mine in '99?
To all the ones that hated me
They'd make an angels skin crawl
I've a prize for each and every one
