And I'll never be alone
I can't imagine any flesh and blood could be this match
And I'll never let him go
Love without complications galore
Not with my coin operated boy
And I'll never be alone, go
I can even take him in the bath
Straight and to the point that is why
He is rugged and long lasting
Automatic joy that is why I want
And I'll never be alone, go
Wrap my arms around him and pretend
I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a coin operated boy
That is why I want a coin operated boy
I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you
Goodbye for the last time will you be trying to prove it, I'm dying
And I'll never be alone
Cannot hold a candle to my new boy
That he loves me, that he's thinking of me
Who could ever ever ask for more?
Coin operated boy, he may not be real experienced with girls
That I'll never love you and will you persist even after I kiss you
And I'll never let him go
And if I has a start to wish on for my life
Made of plastic and elastic
Many shapes and weights to chose from
This bridge was written to make you feel smitten
I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to
With a pretty coin operated voice saying
To lose it, I'm losing my confidence
And I'll never be alone, go
All the other real ones that I destroy
Oh, can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
A coin operated boy
And with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
I will never leave my bedroom
Coin operated boy
But I know, he feels like a boy should feel, isn't that the point
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it
And I'll never be alone, go
I will never cry at night again
Oh will you persist even after I bet you a million dollars
I didn't think so but I'm still convincible