Stay, don't give me that same old act
Do you want me to sing?
I can sing like Sherlock Holmes
Spend the night with Sherlock Holmes
Knows their masters too
Oh baby, hold me tight
Should I be more like him?
Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
I can dance like Sherlock Holmes
I can dance like Sherlock Holmes
I can call in Sherlock Holmes
And pictures of you in lace
But can't be Sherlock Holmes
Dogs bark and he knows their breed
And knows where they went last night
Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
I can sing like Sherlock Holmes
Do you want me to dance?
Do you want me to cry
Do you want me to laugh?
Oh baby, hold me tight
Do you want to have fun?
And satin looking great
Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
Do you want me to joke?
He'll want your biography
Hold me tight like Sherlock Holmes
Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
Do you want a good time?
