And satin looking great
Do you want me to laugh?
Hold me tight like Sherlock Holmes
I can call in Sherlock Holmes
Do you want me to sing?
Dogs bark and he knows their breed
Do you want a good time?
Oh baby, hold me tight
And knows where they went last night
Should I be more like him?
Oh baby, hold me tight
Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
Knows their masters too
Stay, don't give me that same old act
He'll want your biography
Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
Do you want me to joke?
And pictures of you in lace
I can dance like Sherlock Holmes
Do you want me to dance?
I can dance like Sherlock Holmes
Do you want me to cry
Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
Spend the night with Sherlock Holmes
But can't be Sherlock Holmes
I can sing like Sherlock Holmes
Do you want to have fun?
Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
I can sing like Sherlock Holmes
