And America does if America says,"It's so, it's so"
Cheer them on to their rivals 'cause America can
Fifteen celebrity minds
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
Sergeant sends a letter to five military wives
Celebrity minds, they're humbly taken by surprise
And America can't say 'No'
Using fifteen pristine moderate liberal minds
Out of which only seven really even care
Fourteen cannibal kings
Leading their fifteen sordid, wretched checkered lives
Fifteen celebrity minds
Eighteen academy chairs
His tears drip down from ten little eyes
Served in a leafy bed of sixteen military wives
Cheer them on to their rivals 'cause America can
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
Staring at the natural tan
And America does if America says,"It's so, it's so"
And America can't say 'No'
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
And the anchorperson on TV goes
Will they find their solution in time?
Seventeen company men
Of thirty-two gently clenching wrinkled little hands
And America can't say 'No'
Cheer them on to their rivals 'cause America can
And America does if America says,"It's so, it's so"
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
Doling out a garland to five
And the anchorperson on TV goes
Wondering blithely what the dinner bell will bring
And the anchorperson on TV goes
La-di-da-di-da
Out of which only twelve will make it back again