La-di-da-di-da
And the anchorperson on TV goes
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
And America does if America says,"It's so, it's so"
Cheer them on to their rivals 'cause America can
Staring at the natural tan
Will they find their solution in time?
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
Using fifteen pristine moderate liberal minds
Leading their fifteen sordid, wretched checkered lives
And America does if America says,"It's so, it's so"
Fifteen celebrity minds
Cheer them on to their rivals 'cause America can
Fifteen celebrity minds
Out of which only seven really even care
And America can't say 'No'
Out of which only twelve will make it back again
Cheer them on to their rivals 'cause America can
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
Served in a leafy bed of sixteen military wives
And America can't say 'No'
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
And America can't say 'No'
And America does if America says,"It's so, it's so"
Eighteen academy chairs
Celebrity minds, they're humbly taken by surprise
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
Wondering blithely what the dinner bell will bring
Seventeen company men
His tears drip down from ten little eyes
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
Fourteen cannibal kings
And the anchorperson on TV goes
Of thirty-two gently clenching wrinkled little hands
Sergeant sends a letter to five military wives
And the anchorperson on TV goes
Doling out a garland to five
