Cheer them on to their rivals 'cause America can
Eighteen academy chairs
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
And America does if America says,"It's so, it's so"
Doling out a garland to five
Out of which only seven really even care
Wondering blithely what the dinner bell will bring
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
Seventeen company men
And the anchorperson on TV goes
La-di-da-di-da
Sergeant sends a letter to five military wives
Of thirty-two gently clenching wrinkled little hands
Out of which only twelve will make it back again
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
Fifteen celebrity minds
And America can't say 'No'
Cheer them on to their rivals 'cause America can
Leading their fifteen sordid, wretched checkered lives
Fourteen cannibal kings
Staring at the natural tan
Will they find their solution in time?
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
Served in a leafy bed of sixteen military wives
And America can't say 'No'
And America does if America says,"It's so, it's so"
And America does if America says,"It's so, it's so"
Fifteen celebrity minds
And the anchorperson on TV goes
Using fifteen pristine moderate liberal minds
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
His tears drip down from ten little eyes
Cheer them on to their rivals 'cause America can
And the anchorperson on TV goes
Celebrity minds, they're humbly taken by surprise
And America can't say 'No'
