Okay, the important thing here is that
Don't forget your Motley Cure T-shirt
Uh, who?
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink
Love me twice today
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Love me two times baby
I ran over my neighbors
And don't take us into court
Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
Donuts on your lawn
Please don't leave a scratch
When I drive past the kids
And an Exxon credit card
And they have to ride the bus
Now I'm in all the papers
Wow
My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
Once for tomorrow
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
One night at the county fair
Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas
I've got a bitchin' Camaro
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
You ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore
I ran over some old lady
Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there
When I come through your yard
Funny you should ask, I've got a car now
Uh, what's the Sand Bar?
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
You'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this
Buy some Def Leopard T-shirts
So you'd better get out of my way
You're kidding
They all spit and cuss
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Love me two times girl
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Uh, you ask me what kinda car it is
I hope those guys have a good sense a' humor
Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?
'Cause I got AIDS
What ya gonna do down there?
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Uh huh
Love me two times baby
Uh
I must be, the Bahamas are islands
You know all proceeds go to get their lead singer out a' jail
You might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore
Can't wait to go down
Ah, cool
Never mind that, the important thing here
So if I happen to run you down
Because my dad's the mayor
Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while you're down there?
Yeah, they do a Doors show
You mean the People's Court
Tony Orlando and Dawn
The now, that's another story
Uh, I don't know, play some video games
With no insurance to match
The important thing here is that we get to the part where
Uh, what's the court?
And I didn't get arrested
Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore
Hey man where ya headed?
Well uh, rumor around town says
Once cause I got AIDS
My favorite cover band, Crystal Ship
