Tell 'em all to drop by
That I couldn't believe my eyes
Just to see 'em
We'll have our own
'Tween Patsy Cline
People lined for miles
Put 'em on display
Ricky Nelson's in the kitchen
We're gonna stuff 'em
And Buddy Holly
Put 'em on display
'Tween Patsy Cline
We're gonna stuff 'em
Had dropped from out of the sky
The Big Bopper's by the stairs
Well, I was so darn happy
Jim Croce's in the corner
My lawn was full of bodies
Air Crash Museum
Just a gatherin' up the flies
Betty Lou will bring the sawdust
And we'll bake some kidney pie
I'm callin' up my neighbors
A body stuffin' party
And I've got the Formaldehyde
Loadin' up my tractor
A big ol' jet liner
Buddy Holly
Gonna take the bodies inside
