I ran downstairs to find an army man
Was knocked outta bed late last night
I've got a big lizard in my backyard
I was knocked outta bed late last night
Bustin' down my neighbor's door
No more lizard in my backyard
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
I ran downstairs to find an army man
He said, "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand"
Big lizard in my backyard
I bought a big lizard only a dollar fifty
I won't have to feed him anymore
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
They shipped his ass to El Salvador
Big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed it anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbor's door
There's no more big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed it anymore
But I just can't afford to feed it
He said, "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"
I bought a big lizard only a dollar fifty
Well, that's pretty neat, yeah it's fuckin' nifty
Bustin' down my neighbor's door
Big lizard in my backyard
Well, that's pretty neat, yeah it's fuckin' nifty
And you should see the way it shits
