Came here to drink not to get laid
80 points of I.Q. located within
Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux
You'll dance to anything
The sad truth is you're just pathetic
You'll dance to anything by The Smiths
You'll dance to anything
With their big hairdos intent on taking our money
Europeans who come over here
Artfags, Artfags, Artfags, Artfags
Know what you are? You're a bunch of
Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual
80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party
You'll dance to anything by Book of Love
To a decent American artist like myself
Choke on this you dance-a-teria types
You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth
So why don't you just go on home
Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees
You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited
You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode
You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid
'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone
'Cause you're just another boring bisexual
You'll dance to anything
Instead of giving your cash, where it belongs
What a terrible waste of energy
You'll dance to anything by The Communards
Get into the groove just get out of my way
You wear black clothes, say you're poetic
You'll dance to anything
Oh, baby, look at you
How long'd it take to get that way
