They call me the walrus!
And I wonder what life's about
They call me the walrus!
Burn down your home and move to Portland
Come on everybody! We're movin' to Portland
And all she ever wanted to do for the rest of her natural life was
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
And I wonder what life's about
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
And I think, "What can this mean?"
Kill your wife and move to Portland
Sold my niece to Edwin Meese
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Hum the 'Theme from Swat'
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
If Nancy Sinatra suddenly freaked out and climbed a tree and decided
They call me the walrus!
She doesn't want to do 'These Boots are Made for Walking' any more
They call me the walrus!
Yeah! Some nights I'm lying in bed wonderin' what would happen
Poke out your eyes and move to Portland
They call me the walrus!
A goat goes to school and makes us look like fools
They call me the walrus!
Talked of tires while your dog caught fire
They call me the walrus!
