Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief
People shake their heads in disbelief, go
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief
Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss
Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls
People shake their heads in disbelief, go
He can't walk on the water, can't make wine flow
Just another greedy actor on the late, late show
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief
People shake their heads in disbelief
Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he's our man
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief
Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl
He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand
