People say I've got no ambition
Nutrition, It's good for me
Why didn't they abort me?
My folks say I've got no ambition
Livin' by my intuition
I guess I'll just hang out on Broad and South
I ain't got no money, hell, I don't care
Givin' myself a skin condition
Sometimes I get upset when I see on the TV
Yeah, I care about nutrition
Boy, I'm starvin', Christ, I'm starvin'
When I smell the turkey Dad is carvin'
Yeah, I care about nutrition
But I could not stand the competition
I've got nowhere to go, just movin' on my feet
At least I give a shit what I put into my mouth
Yeah, I care about nutrition
And Mom and Dad say if I eat all of my food
I care, I care, I care, I give a healthy shit
'Cause they ain't gonna support me
At least I give a shit about the stuff I eat
Well, if all I am to them is just some lazy slob
Tried to get a job at the retail store
Now I spend all my time hangin' out at the shore
My folks said I gotta get myself a job
At least I give a shit about the stuff I eat
But there's nothin' in this world that could possibly bother me
Nutrition, I've got vitamin C
I've got nowhere to go, just hang out on the street
All them people in this world that is starvin'
My parents let me use their credit card
