Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Lead singer out a' jail
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Now I'm in all the papers
Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink
Hey man where ya headed?
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
My favorite cover band, Crystal Ship
I ran over my neighbors
When I come through your yard
They all spit and cuss
Uh, what's the Sand bar?
Uh huh
{Uh
Once 'cause I got AIDS
Uh, I don't know, play some video games
And I didn't get arrested
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Tony Orlando and Dawn
I ran over some old lady
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
When I drive past the kids
'Cause I got AIDS
Love me twice today
{You're kidding
Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
Well uh, rumor around town says
Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
In fact, it goes a little like this}
With no insurance to match
{Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?
Uh, who?
Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there
Love me two times girl
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
Uh, what's the court?
Please don't leave a scratch
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And an Exxon credit card
Buy some Def Leopard T-shirts}
Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore
Okay, the important thing here is
That, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is
Yeah, they do a doors show, you'd be really impressed
Ah, cool}
{Don't forget your Motley Cure T-shirt
You're down there?
My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
'Cause my dad's the mayor
Funny you should ask, I've got a car now
One night at the county fair
To the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore
You know all proceeds go to get their
So if I happen to run you down
I've got a bitchin' Camaro}
And they have to ride the bus
I must be, the Bahamas are islands
Love me two times baby
Whadda ya gonna do down there?
You might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the Sand bar while
So you'd better get out of my way
I hope those guys have a good sense a' humor
Can't wait to go down
The now, that's another story}
Never mind that, the important thing here
Once for tomorrow
Love me two times baby
You mean the people's court
Wow
Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas}
And don't take us into court
{The important thing here is that we get
