Bitchin' Camaro

'Cause my dad's the mayor
And they have to ride the bus
Tony Orlando and Dawn

In fact, it goes a little like this}
Wow
Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink
The now, that's another story}
Love me twice today
I ran over some old lady
You're down there?

I must be, the Bahamas are islands
{The important thing here is that we get
And don't take us into court
Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore
Hey man where ya headed?
Yeah, they do a doors show, you'd be really impressed

{Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?
Funny you should ask, I've got a car now
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
I hope those guys have a good sense a' humor
They all spit and cuss

So you'd better get out of my way
Well uh, rumor around town says
And I didn't get arrested
To the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore
Love me two times baby
Once for tomorrow
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
{Uh
Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Please don't leave a scratch
When I drive past the kids
Uh, what's the court?
{You're kidding

You might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore
Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas}

Love me two times girl
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
I've got a bitchin' Camaro}
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Lead singer out a' jail
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Donuts on your lawn
Whadda ya gonna do down there?
So if I happen to run you down
Uh huh
Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there
With no insurance to match

That, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is
Once 'cause I got AIDS
Uh, who?

Buy some Def Leopard T-shirts}

Uh, what's the Sand bar?
Love me two times baby
Can't wait to go down
Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
You mean the people's court

{Don't forget your Motley Cure T-shirt
And an Exxon credit card

Uh, I don't know, play some video games
'Cause I got AIDS
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
One night at the county fair
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

Now I'm in all the papers
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
My favorite cover band, Crystal Ship
Okay, the important thing here is
Never mind that, the important thing here
My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
You know all proceeds go to get their
Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the Sand bar while
Ah, cool}
When I come through your yard