Can't afford to feed it anymore
I won't have to feed him anymore
There's no more big lizard in my backyard
No more lizard in my backyard
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
Well, that's pretty neat, yeah it's fuckin' nifty
Big lizard in my backyard
Big lizard in my backyard
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
He said, "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"
Bustin' down my neighbor's door
Was knocked outta bed late last night
Bustin' down my neighbor's door
Bustin' down my neighbor's door
I ran downstairs to find an army man
I bought a big lizard only a dollar fifty
Can't afford to feed it anymore
I was knocked outta bed late last night
Well, that's pretty neat, yeah it's fuckin' nifty
And you should see the way it shits
Big lizard in my backyard
But I just can't afford to feed it
Big lizard in my backyard
I bought a big lizard only a dollar fifty
I ran downstairs to find an army man
He said, "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand"
They shipped his ass to El Salvador
I've got a big lizard in my backyard
