I ran downstairs to find an army man
Was knocked outta bed late last night
Big lizard in my backyard
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
But I just can't afford to feed it
I was knocked outta bed late last night
Well, that's pretty neat, yeah it's fuckin' nifty
They shipped his ass to El Salvador
Can't afford to feed it anymore
I've got a big lizard in my backyard
He said, "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"
Can't afford to feed it anymore
I ran downstairs to find an army man
And you should see the way it shits
I bought a big lizard only a dollar fifty
He said, "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand"
Bustin' down my neighbor's door
Big lizard in my backyard
Big lizard in my backyard
I won't have to feed him anymore
Well, that's pretty neat, yeah it's fuckin' nifty
There's no more big lizard in my backyard
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
Bustin' down my neighbor's door
Bustin' down my neighbor's door
Big lizard in my backyard
No more lizard in my backyard
I bought a big lizard only a dollar fifty
