I've got sand caked on my feet
I hate my girlfriend, she, she, she
I hate the people on the beach
I don't wanna be on the beach
I don't wanna be on the beach
Lies on the beach like a barrier reef
With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun, no
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun
I don't wanna be on the beach, no
While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun
I don't wanna be on the beach, no
Soaking up the stupid sun
I gave my ice cream to a shark
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun, no
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun
I don't wanna be on the beach
This is no way to spend a summer
I don't wanna be on the beach
And now I've got nothing to eat, no fun
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun, no
I don't wanna be on the beach, no
