Sir leads the troops, jealous of youth
Mid-week on the playing fields
Kicks me in the showers
Same old suit since 1962
Sir thwacks you on the knees
He does the military two-step
He does the military two-step
Spineless bastards all
I've got this terrible cold comin' on
He grabs and devours
I wanna go home, I don't want to stay
Down the nape of my neck
I wanna go home, I don't wanna stay
He kicks me in the showers
Please excuse me from gym
Sir leads the troops, jealous of youth
Bruises bigger than dinner plates
Give up education as a bad mistake
And he grabs and devours
Knees you in the groin, elbow in the face
Down the nape of my neck
I want to go home, I don't want to stay
Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools
Give up life as a bad mistake
Same old jokes since 1902
