Desperate Andy ahh
It's your's, it's your's, it's your's
And when he goes he goes with a smile
Ra la la la
He used to be a closet biker they say
And when he goes he goes with a smile
The world is your oyster now
Re la la la
They wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder of
You can do as you want to do
The world is yours
Ra la la la
He used to collect writing paper
You can do as you want to do
The word is your oyster now
The world is your oyster now
Ra la la la
A 1957 BSA
Go out and get high and get whatever you want to
Desperate Andy ahh
And when he goes he goes with a smile
Isn't it dandy ahh
Hug yourself another
Give it a Saturday, give it a world, yeah
The world is your oyster now
Go out and get high and get whatever you want to
Shandy Andy ahh
The world is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
He likes to wear the ball and the chain on his neck
Desperate Andy ahh
Ra la la la
Desperate Andy ahh
Give it a chance today
The world is your oyster
Ma na na, ma na na, ma na na
Go out and get laid and get whatever you want to
A false sense of security
The world is your oyster now
Re la la la
And when he goes he goes with a smile
