(And then, and then)
And then along came Jones, tall thin Jones
(And then, and then)
(And then, and then)
Slow walkin' Jones, slow talkin' Jones
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks"
You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back
(And then, and then)
And then he grabbed her, he tied her up
Slow walkin' Jones, slow talkin' Jones
And then along came Jones, tall thin Jones
And then he grabbed her, he tied her up
I got so bugged, I turned it off and turned on another show
He lit the fuse to the dynamite
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones
And then he grabbed her, he tied her up
Down in the old abandoned mine, Sweet Sue was havin' fits
(And then)
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh
He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
(And then, and then)
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
(And then, and then)
A train started comin'
He threw her on the railroad tracks
Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack
And then along came Jones, tall thin Jones
That villain said, "Give me the deed to your ranch or I'll blow you all to bits"
"If you don't give me the deed to your ranch, I'll saw you all in half"
But there was the same old shoot 'em up and the same old rodeo
Slow walkin' Jones, slow talkin' Jones
He turned on the bandsaw
