Along Came Jones

Slow walkin' Jones, slow talkin' Jones
(And then, and then)
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones
He threw her on the railroad tracks
And then he grabbed her, he tied her up

"If you don't give me the deed to your ranch, I'll saw you all in half"
That villain said, "Give me the deed to your ranch or I'll blow you all to bits"

Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack

I got so bugged, I turned it off and turned on another show
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks"
(And then, and then)
(And then, and then)
Slow walkin' Jones, slow talkin' Jones
(And then)
Down in the old abandoned mine, Sweet Sue was havin' fits
Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack

And then along came Jones, tall thin Jones

And then he grabbed her, he tied her up
You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back
But there was the same old shoot 'em up and the same old rodeo
Slow walkin' Jones, slow talkin' Jones
(And then, and then)
And then he grabbed her, he tied her up
And then along came Jones, tall thin Jones
A train started comin'

(And then, and then)
He lit the fuse to the dynamite
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones
And then along came Jones, tall thin Jones
He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh
(And then, and then)

He turned on the bandsaw