He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh
"If you don't give me the deed to your ranch, I'll saw you all in half"
And then along came Jones, tall thin Jones
And then along came Jones, tall thin Jones
He lit the fuse to the dynamite
And then along came Jones, tall thin Jones
You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back
Slow walkin' Jones, slow talkin' Jones
And then he grabbed her, he tied her up
And then he grabbed her, he tied her up
Slow walkin' Jones, slow talkin' Jones
(And then, and then)
Down in the old abandoned mine, Sweet Sue was havin' fits
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
That villain said, "Give me the deed to your ranch or I'll blow you all to bits"
I got so bugged, I turned it off and turned on another show
A train started comin'
He threw her on the railroad tracks
Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack
(And then, and then)
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones
And then he grabbed her, he tied her up
(And then)
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks"
But there was the same old shoot 'em up and the same old rodeo
He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
(And then, and then)
(And then, and then)
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones
Slow walkin' Jones, slow talkin' Jones
(And then, and then)
He turned on the bandsaw
(And then, and then)
