MOG

I heard the people who lived on the ceiling
Hearing that noise was my first ever feeling
A guaranteed personality
I wasn't born so much as I fell out
That's how it's been all around me
I came in here for the special offer
We had a hedge back home in the suburbs

Long distance callers make long distance calls
I'm all tuned in, I see all the programs
Make me noises for company
I came in here for the special offer
It disappeared
I can no longer shop happily
Over which I never could see
A guaranteed personality
Nobody seemed to notice me
I've got my giant hit discotheque album

Guaranteed personality

I empty a bottle, I feel a bit free
I can no longer shop happily

I came in here for the special offer

I'm all lost in the supermarket
Guaranteed personality
And it's not here
Scream and fight, most scarily
I'm all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
And the silence makes me lonely

I came in here for that special offer
The kids in the halls and the pipes in the walls
I save coupons from packets of tea
I'm all lost in the supermarket