If they wanna get me making toys
Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
I hate the civil service rules
I hate the army an' I hate the RAF
Career
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
Do you wanna be, do you really wanna be a cop?
Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
Career
I don't wanna go fighting in the tropical heat
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
Ambulance man
If they wanna get me, well I got no choice
Do you wanna make tea at the BBC?
They're gonna have to introduce conscription
Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
They're gonna have to take away my prescription
I won't open letter bombs for you
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
Ticket inspector
I don't understand
Bus driver
