Seems he was troubled by just one thing
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
They did the mash , they did the monster mash
They did the mash , they did the monster mash
Get down with the monster mash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
It's now the mash, it caught on in a flash
Get down with the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
From my laboratory in the castle east
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
They did the mash , it caught on in a flash
Get down with the monster mash
Get down with the monster mash
And suddenly to my surprise
If you've ever seen a monster before
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
Get down with the monster mash
To get a jolt from my electrodes
It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
Don't be afraid, don't run and shout
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Out from the coffin', Drac's voice did ring
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
Dancin' across the dance floor
The monster mash and do my graveyard smash
They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
For you, the living this mash was meant too
The monster mash, it was graveyard smash
Turn around and help the monster turn it out
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
And if you don't have core hard cash
Then you can mash, you'll catch on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
Get down with the monster mash
Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
Get down with the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
The monster mash
You can still do the monster mash
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
When you get to my door, tell them Borris sent you
