And if you don't have core hard cash
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
The monster mash and do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
From my laboratory in the castle east
Then you can mash, you'll catch on in a flash
Dancin' across the dance floor
Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
The monster mash, it was graveyard smash
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
You can still do the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
To get a jolt from my electrodes
Get down with the monster mash
It's now the mash, it caught on in a flash
They did the mash , they did the monster mash
They did the mash , it caught on in a flash
Get down with the monster mash
Don't be afraid, don't run and shout
Out from the coffin', Drac's voice did ring
Get down with the monster mash
And suddenly to my surprise
For you, the living this mash was meant too
The monster mash
They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
Get down with the monster mash
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'
Turn around and help the monster turn it out
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
When you get to my door, tell them Borris sent you
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
Get down with the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
If you've ever seen a monster before
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
Get down with the monster mash
They did the mash , they did the monster mash
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
Get down with the monster mash
