Can Blue Men Sing the Whites?

And now it's getting near the time, I gotta make the scene
Can blue men sing the whites
I'll have a cup of coffee while I'm taking in the news
Or are they hypocrites for singing, woo, woo, wooh?
The band comes round to pick me up, I holler, "Hello, boys"
Well, I think I'll get a massage, maybe lose a little fat
Or are they hypocrites for singing woo, woo, wooh?

So I'll have to go downtown in my brand new Cadillac
Can blue men sing the whites

I change out my dark gray mohair suit put on my dirty jeans
No need to have a shave 'cause I'm gonna sing the blues

I gotta mess my hair up, I'm gonna make some noise brrr
Because I like to look like Nimrod when I'm riding in my car
My valet comes and dresses me, I light a big cigar