(Oh, no)
Beautiful Zelda, leave me alone
Don't try your jive on a poor earth boy
'Cause your kind of love don't bring me no joy
'Cause your kind of love don't bring me no joy
Please don't laugh, it could happen to you
Don't try your jive on a poor earth boy
Mess around with me? Yeah
Oh, yeah, I was fooled by the beautiful Zelda
Listen to my story, it's sad but it's true
Suddenly walked through my door
I'm just a clean livin' all earth youth
Oh, yeah, the most beautiful girl I ever did see
A fourth dimensional space warp brought her to me
Beautiful Zelda, tell me the truth
Just get on back to the Twilight Zone
Beautiful Zelda
Beautiful Zelda from Galaxy Four
Oh, yeah, she gave me her hand but when I held her
So why does she wanna
Beautiful Zelda
(Oh, no)
