They did the mash , they did the monster mash
Get down with the monster mash
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
Get down with the monster mash
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
Get down with the monster mash
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
And if you don't have core hard cash
Get down with the monster mash
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
They did the mash , it caught on in a flash
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
And suddenly to my surprise
The monster mash, it was graveyard smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
Get down with the monster mash
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
The monster mash and do my graveyard smash
They did the mash , they did the monster mash
The monster mash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
Get down with the monster mash
Dancin' across the dance floor
Get down with the monster mash
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
Then you can mash, you'll catch on in a flash
For you, the living this mash was meant too
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
Out from the coffin', Drac's voice did ring
Turn around and help the monster turn it out
Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
It's now the mash, it caught on in a flash
You can still do the monster mash
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'
If you've ever seen a monster before
They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
Don't be afraid, don't run and shout
Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
When you get to my door, tell them Borris sent you