I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
I'm the least you could do
You reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers
As it don't take Einstein to know that's just obscene but
It's been Buck Rogers' time since I hit other than rock bottom
Beneath you fits the M.O. of conundrum as
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
If only life were as easy as you
When my fumbling breaks you should
I would still get screwed
It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of
Street legal whore hauling so much stunning ass
Weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
When my fumbling breaks you should
I'm the least you could do
I don't care if getting under someone that's
When my fumbling breaks you should
Do it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled
If only life were as easy as you
Sell yourself short like bridge at the bunny ranch
If only
If only life were as easy as you
Is if I just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb
With no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt
If only life were as easy as you
Are all mighty good God so angel dust my soul like James Brown
I'm the least you could do
When my fumbling breaks you should
I aim to get a bang out of working your
With your crotchless jihad on blue balls evidently
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
Even the odds of having you against me
If only life were as easy as you
