With open minds we went to achieve
We always wash our hands and chew our food
When Chris' hair got caught in the dials
A quiet manner and enough respect
Up and down the country and side to side
Since we've been signed we eat real good
The irony almost made us cry
Next up was Henry and Nich
With big yin driving it's a bumpy ride
We said yes and went for a meal
Adrenalin Village was the place to be
We met at Nachos and cleaned the plate
Miles knew a Wigner we should meet
Just when the Beta Band was about to start
Ended up with the Patty Patty Sound
So the next week was spent cutting four tracks
Then we met Miles at Parlophone
Times have changed, we used to be smelly
All we needed was a hit pop song
We had to call in Keith and Miles
The first thing Dave did as boss
Twittering on about the old Neive desk
Chris Allison caught it all on Neive
He said go to Falkner and put it on wax
A meal like that we'd never ate
It was time for Cornwall and the third EP
But they made a new rule that banned us from the chart
Served spicy with chicken or fish
We started to get known on Radio One
We thought this time we were on a good start
Mary Ann Hobbs invited us to play
Quashis rotis are our favorite dish
With Chris Allison's hair cut free
The songs were good so we didn't give a toss
Now a manager was needed to make us complete
When we gave our demo to Phil Brown
In the world of fashion there's two shining lights
And let him hear dogs got a bone
Was make us play Water Rats in Kings Cross
And Gordon Anderson played a big part
Went down well so we decided to tour
We lived in a squat 'til a punk nicked our telly
With a glock and a sax and a mighty gong
Miles gave us an album deal
Drinking champagne at EMI
We played five songs got credit for four
Nancy and Caroline they helped us alright
Making the show go without a hitch
[Incomprehensible]
When Jo Whiley got a fax from my mum
Martin, Matt and John Plat too
It all started in London town
At Maida Vale we spent a day
We had no money so they got us in free
His name was Dave with the broken specs
He hummed and hawed and became a pest
We went to Wales and fannyed around
[Incomprehensible]
Then we met Brian and the Microdot crew
