Hello

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Mary Wilson, Di and Flo
Saints and sinners, welcome all
Yeah, the riddle, I mean, what's the answer?
Sometimes I feel we must be going mad
Billy Corkhill, Vince Hilaire
It's plain to see, blue is blue and it always will be

Zippy, Bungle, Jeffrey Archer
Charlie Parker, Charlie Brown
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Mork and Mindy, Brian Hayes
Willy Wonka and William Tell

I'm happy, glad you came
Leslie Crowther, come on down
Andre Previn and the ISO
Little Richard, Little Nell

Hello, hello, hello, hello
So welcome home again

Hello, hello, hello, hello
The color blue and the color green?
Sometimes I feel we must be going mad
Salman Rushdie and Kym Mazelle
Desmond Tutu, Steve and Claire
Consider, if you will

Hello, hello, hello, hello
Sometimes I feel that the whole world's going mad
Barry Humphries and Paris Grey
Freddie Flintstone, Fred Astaire
Oh, can you spot the difference that lies between
Hello Peter, hello Paul
Sir Bufton Tufton, Jean Paul Sartre
Oh, have you worked it out yet?
So welcome to the team
Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball
This great big question, unanswered still
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Little Neepsie, Chris and Do