Consider, if you will
The color blue and the color green?
Desmond Tutu, Steve and Claire
Billy Corkhill, Vince Hilaire
Little Neepsie, Chris and Do
Mary Wilson, Di and Flo
Charlie Parker, Charlie Brown
Leslie Crowther, come on down
Freddie Flintstone, Fred Astaire
Hello Peter, hello Paul
Barry Humphries and Paris Grey
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Oh, have you worked it out yet?
Mork and Mindy, Brian Hayes
Zippy, Bungle, Jeffrey Archer
Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball
Saints and sinners, welcome all
So welcome home again
I'm happy, glad you came
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Oh, can you spot the difference that lies between
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Willy Wonka and William Tell
This great big question, unanswered still
Sometimes I feel we must be going mad
Yeah, the riddle, I mean, what's the answer?
Andre Previn and the ISO
So welcome to the team
Salman Rushdie and Kym Mazelle
Hello, hello, hello, hello
It's plain to see, blue is blue and it always will be
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Sir Bufton Tufton, Jean Paul Sartre
Sometimes I feel we must be going mad
Little Richard, Little Nell
Sometimes I feel that the whole world's going mad
Hello, hello, hello, hello
