Sometimes I feel that the whole world's going mad
Mary Wilson, Di and Flo
Little Neepsie, Chris and Do
So welcome home again
This great big question, unanswered still
Zippy, Bungle, Jeffrey Archer
Oh, have you worked it out yet?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Andre Previn and the ISO
Little Richard, Little Nell
Freddie Flintstone, Fred Astaire
Charlie Parker, Charlie Brown
Hello, hello, hello, hello
It's plain to see, blue is blue and it always will be
Consider, if you will
Sometimes I feel we must be going mad
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Sir Bufton Tufton, Jean Paul Sartre
Barry Humphries and Paris Grey
Salman Rushdie and Kym Mazelle
Oh, can you spot the difference that lies between
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Willy Wonka and William Tell
Desmond Tutu, Steve and Claire
Hello Peter, hello Paul
So welcome to the team
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball
Yeah, the riddle, I mean, what's the answer?
I'm happy, glad you came
Saints and sinners, welcome all
Sometimes I feel we must be going mad
Billy Corkhill, Vince Hilaire
Leslie Crowther, come on down
Hello, hello, hello, hello
The color blue and the color green?
Mork and Mindy, Brian Hayes