Said we'd be so, so proud
Closer than a sister to her baby brother
Count them up who's got the most?
We'd shout it out aloud
You move Middle East and I'll move Wild West
Beautiful company
Add it up we're self-possessed
Closer than a secret agent, working undercover
We are each other, we are each other
Said we'd be close
I shaved all my legs and you grew hairs upon your back
Said we'd be so, so proud
Said that we'd toast
Closer than a secret agent, working undercover
It's too close for a lover, it's too close for a lover
Just me and you
We've been through all positions and this one's definitely best
Just me and you
Said we'd work perfectly
Well no-one's ever been since to this lover's shack
We'd shout it out aloud
We are each other, we are each other
Beautiful company
Closer than a secret agent working under cover
Closer than a sister to her baby brother
It's a cul-de-sac
What happened to our friendship we could easily have guessed
Said we'd be true
And all our cards at Christmas are written to us both
Remember we went shopping and we went by piggyback
Said we'd work perfectly
Said that we'd toast
Said we'd be true
It's too close for a lover, it's too close for a lover
Said we'd be close
It's too close for a lover, it's too close for a lover
Closer than a sister to her baby brother
We are each other, we are each other