You Play Glockenspiel, I'll Play Drums

It'll work out fine
Just take your time

Just take your time
My name is Derek from the den

And you play Dads
It'll do no harm
Just stood spinning a yarn
You break fingers
Two eyes permanently bruised

You play glockenspiel
You do English
Can't find the time to be alarmed

You break fingers
Just take your time
One cat and a dog that sings
Stood there he's spinning a yarn
And I'll break thumbs
I deal in shillings and in pence
And you break fingers
And I'll break thumbs
Ten sweets for a mountain bike you like
And I'll play Mums
I'll break thumbs
You play glockenspiel

And I'll play drums
And you play Dads
And I'll play Mums
And I'll do sums

You play glockenspiel

Spin your yarn
I deal in crazy tarot cards
Bus tickets crunched up in his palm

It'll do no harm
You play glockenspiel
Spin your yarn
And I'll play drums

To spin your yarn
And I'll play drums
And I'll play drums
It'll do no harm
It'll work out fine
And I'll play Mums
And I'll play drums
You do English
I'll tell you what the future brings
And you play Dads
To spin your yarn
You play glockenspiel
You do English
To spin your yarn
You play glockenspiel
I'll get you any deal you like

I'll play drums
My name is Mandy from the yard
There's a girl with a plastic pair of shoes
I'll do sums
I'll play drums
It'll work out fine
I'll do sums