Is that all that you've got?
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You're coaching horses and wolf packs
I hear you've turned our young men
You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's
Is that all that you've got?
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But you're so handy, you're so handy
The men who run the business that you sell
Your name is always mentioned in the jokes we crack
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But you're so handy, you're so handy
Remove your clothes, lie on their bed
You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land
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You're just another 365 night stand
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But you want more
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To the easily led
Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown
Into dribbling clowns
Is that all that you've got?
Your clothes has turned the passive into maniacs
They screw you too
Is that all that you've got?
And you may find
Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet
Is that all that you've got?
Make their day and go ahead
Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls
But you want more
Come over here just sit right down
Dig a little deeper into yourself
Your body's through of fondly in the rugby mauls
Is that all that you've got?
Is that all that you've got?
Here' one thought for you to chew
And before you do just what you do
