I only want what I can get
While I'm trying to do my bit
On the road to Mandalay
And I'm not here for the rest
I'm really sorry that you've been misled
For leading you astray
”Not guilty”
I only want what I can get
While you're trying to steal the day
But like you heard me said
But like you heard me said
Making friends with every Sikh
No use handing me a writ
I am not trying to be smart
I don't expect to take your heart
But like you heard me said
I only want what I can get
Not guilty
I'm not trying to steal your vest
Not guilty
I'm really sorry for your aging head
I'm really sorry that you're underfed
For looking like a freak
Not guilty
”Not guilty”
I won't upset the apple cart