Songwriters: Lennon, John Winston; Mccartney, Paul James
The band begins at ten to six
Messrs K. and H. assure the public
When Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound
The Henderson's will dance and sing
The celebrated Mr. K performs his feat
Their production will be second to none
Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
And Mr. H will demonstrate
As Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late
And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz
Late of Pablo Fanques' fair, what a scene
In this way Mr. K will challenge the world
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire
[Incomprehensible] some days in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
All the men and horses hoops and garters
The Henderson's will all be there
On Saturday at Bishops gate