You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
The way things are going
It's good to have the both of you back”
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me
The way things are going
Last night the wife said, “Oh boy, when you're dead
They look just like two gurus in drag”
Saving up your money for a rainy day
They're going to crucify me
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain”
The way things are going
I said, “We're only trying to get us some peace!”
Finally made the plane into Paris
They're going to crucify me
Peter Brown called to say, “You can make it O.K.
The way things are going
The man in the mac said, “You've got to go back”
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
Christ! You know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
Christ! You know it ain't easy
The men from the press said, “We wish you success
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
You know how hard it can be
Christ! You know it ain't easy
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
They're going to crucify me
Christ! You know it ain't easy
Christ! You know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The news people said, “Say, what're you doing in bed?”
They're going to crucify me
You don't take nothing with you but your soul, think!”
You know how hard it can be
Caught the early plane back to London
Honeymooning down by the Seine
You know they didn't even give us a chance
Talking in our beds for a week
Giving all your clothes to charity
The newspapers said, “She's gone to his head
