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Pretty little policemen in a row
Expert, texpert choking smokers
Sitting in an English garden
I am the walrus
If the sun don't come you get a tan
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
See how they run, I'm crying

See how they smile like pigs in a sty
They are the eggmen
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Man you've been a naughty boy
Crabalocker fishwife
Mr. City policeman sitting

They are the eggmen

Waiting for the van to come
I am the eggman
G-goo goo g' joob goo
G-goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob

Yellow matter custard
See how they snide, I'm crying
Juba juba, juba juba
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' goo
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
You let your knickers down
Sitting on a cornflake

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Goo goo g' joob

I am the eggman
I am the walrus
From standing in the English rain

Man, you should have seen them kicking

See how they fly, I'm crying
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
I am the eggman
I am the eggman

I am the walrus
Juba juba juba
Waiting for the sun
They are the eggmen
See how they run like pigs from a gun
You let your face grow long
I am the walrus
Pornographic priestess
They are the eggmen
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
Edgar Allan Poe
Juba juba juba
G-goo goo g' joob