A Day in the Life

I saw a film today, oh boy
Well, I just had to laugh
He blew his mind out in a car

I read the news today, oh boy
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
And looking up, I noticed I was late
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
Ahh, ahh, ahh

But I just had to look, having read the book

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Woke up, got out of bed
And though the news was rather sad
Made the bus in seconds flat
A crowd of people stood and stared

Dragged a comb across my head
The English army had just won the war
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
They'd seen his face before
They had to count them all
I saw the photograph
A crowd of people turned away
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
And though the holes were rather small
I'd love to turn you on
Found my coat and grabbed my hat

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall