Now Junior, behave yourself!
Buys every rock and roll book
He won't do nothing right
Well he worries his teacher
Get to the barber shop
Gonna tell ya mamma
Well ya mamma said it's gotta stop
On the magazine stand
Junior's head is hard as rock
Well his rock and roll has gotta stop
Oh he's off to the jukebox man
You shoot the canary
You have the cocker spaniel
You'd better do what she said
Well he put thumb tacks on teacher's chair
Junior's head is hard as a rock
And get that hair cut off your head
and you fed it to the neighbor's cat
Just a sitting got to look so good
Every dime that he gets
He don't wanna go to school
From rocking and a rolling
Now Junior, behave yourself, ow!
That rock and roll music all night
Just sits around the house and plays
Till at night she's already to poop
Put chewing gum in little girl's hair
Spinning in a hula-hoop
And learn to read and write
A bath in mother's Laundromat
