I am the walrus
I am the walrus
See how they snide, I'm crying
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they run, I'm crying
Goo goo g' goo
I am the eggman
G-goo goo g' joob
They are the eggmen
Waiting for the van to come
I am the walrus
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Crabalocker fishwife
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
Juba juba juba
Mr. City policeman sitting
Goo goo g' joob
G-goo goo g' joob goo
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
I am the eggman
Sitting on a cornflake
Goo goo g' joob
G-goo goo g' joob
Pretty little policemen in a row
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
See how they fly, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
See how they run like pigs from a gun
Edgar Allan Poe
I am the walrus
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Juba juba juba
They are the eggmen
They are the eggmen
From standing in the English rain
Pornographic priestess
Sitting in an English garden
Man, you should have seen them kicking
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
Expert, texpert choking smokers
I am the eggman
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
They are the eggmen
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
Goo goo g' joob
I am the eggman
Goo goo g' joob
Juba juba, juba juba