Come on son, are you a man or a weakling?
I snuck by a couple more, but I had to get caught real soon
(Ah, goodbye muscles, I don't need you anymore)
Come on son
Where the folks gather round to be happy
(Hurry, hurry)
(Come on baby)
(Come on kid, ring the bell)
The most specialist girl I knew
I tried again and again
Or I'd break her poor heart in two
(Hurry, hurry)
Come on son, ring the bell with the hammer
Can you believe it now
Yes you, step up here and test your strength
Step right up, test your strength
I had to win a stuffed doggie
(Win a prize)
(Win a prize)
(Step right up)
I passed up a chance when I walked by a booth
(Step right up)
Get up there, that's a boy
A let me tell you now
Where you throw a dart and break a balloon
I hit the rubber stump just as hard as I could
Took my girl and the doggie away
Yeah, the big strong guy knocked the bell in the sky
(Aww, come on muscles)
Win your girl a stuffed koala bear
(Step right up son, test your strength)
And spend their day
Yes you son, come up here, win your girl a stuffed koala bear
But I just didn't do so well
(Win a prize)
(Hurry, hurry)
Yeah, the big strong guy knocked the bell in the sky
(Hurry, hurry)
So, he flexed all his muscles and knocked the bell up in the sky
(Win a prize)
(Hurry, hurry)
I can win your girl a prize
Yeah, the big strong guy knocked the bell in the sky
(Hurry, hurry)
Break the balloon with a dart
(Aww, come on Nicky, win me a koala bear)
Hurry hurry, step right up and win your girl a stuffed koala bear
(Ohh)
But I didn't make it ring the bell
Before that day was through
(Step right up)
(Step right up)
(Hurry, hurry)
I soon decide that I'd take with me
Up walked a fella and he tapped me on the shoulder, said
A-here's what happened now
Right then I knew what I had to do
(Hurry, hurry)
Took my girl and the doggie away
Break the balloon with a dart, come on son, step right up
Took my girl and the doggie away
(Oh please, win me a koala bear)
I had her pack us a lunch and on down the dirt road we flew
(Hurry, hurry)
(Step right up)
Win your girl a stuffed koala bear
