Bad news
If we were playing cards you'd be the one to deal
You'd play with loaded dice and fix the roulette wheel
From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the same
Take my money
To see who's right
(Take my money)
Oh well, match me honey
Heads, you win
Heads, I win
Heads, I win
Why can't we arbitrarily resolve a fight?
Heads, you win
Bad news
Heads, I win
You pick 'em at the races like I've never seen
Tails, you lose
I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game
Heads, I win
Heads, I win
Oh well, match me honey
I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again
So flip the coin
Heads, you win
Tails, I lose
I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again
And then you make me pay off like a slot machine
You know the odds are your's
You know the odds are your's
Tails, you lose
From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the same
Heads, you win
Tails, you lose
(Take my money)
Tails, you lose
Heads, I win
Tails, I lose
But with you're style of gamblin' there's no chance to win
Bad news
So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll win
Tails, you lose
Tails, you lose
(Flip it, baby)
Heads, I win
Tails, I lose
Take my money
Tails, I lose
So flip the coin
Heads, I win
That's how it is and that's the way it's always been
(Match me honey)
Bad news
Tails, you lose
Bad news
I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game
(Match me honey)
So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll win
We flip a coin
Tails, you lose
(Flip it, baby)
Why do we have to gamble just to see who's right?
