Silken hair, more silken hair
What a blow
She'd lost her hair, I thought I would keel
Upside your head
She drew her comb across her scalp
I tried to salvage what I could
What a blow
(She's goin' bald)
Didn't stop, she swooned to the ground
And grabbed all kind of juice
(Really flipped her wig)
No more, no more, no more, no more
You're too late, mama
And threw it in a sack
I blew my cool, I blew myself over
What a blow
I peeked in and when I saw
She started pourin' it on her head
Yeah, a blow
When she saw her shining forehead
Ain't nothin' upside your head
Ain't nothin' upside your head
And thought it'd grow it back
Laughed so hard, I blew my mind
Ain't nothin' upside your head
Yeah, a blow
She made a beeline to her room
Upside your head
(She's goin' bald)
Lay near her pillbox, down at her feet
And brushed what she had left
You're too late, mama
You're too late, mama
(She'd been on a trip)
No more, no more, no more, no more
